Ninja vs Viking
Ninja vs Viking
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Viking,ninja could not touch him,because vikings are strong and they have better armor so ninja can’t harm them.
Vikings, because they carry an “invincibility potion” and a “Visibility potion”, to counter that “hide and stab” bull****
c’mon this is too broad of a question. It really depends on the situation. Vikings and ninjas have completely different strategies, techniques, and tactics. The environment the encounter takes place is crucial as well. A ninja will use it’s surroundings to deceive if it can. But vikings did have a drink they took before battle made from fermented psyclobin mushrooms perhaps giving them a distinct advantage in open combat. However a true ninja tries its best to avoid open conflict.
Vikings would only engage in open combat unless they where sure they could win. instead they would follow rivers and streams to Villages and destroy them first. By pummeling the civilian and infrastructure aspects of a region the Vikings would lure the Ninjas into a war of attrition. However the Irony is that neither side would completely destroy the other! The Vikings would try to feed off the Ninjas to secure client states/steady stream of hot chicks, and the Ninjas would try to infiltrate Viking culture to erode them from the inside out.
The viking-culture had no longevity; it was a way of life that could not be maintained. But in their time, they were undefeatable. Of course, there are practicing ninja today, so….
the ninja would just wait until the viking passed out drunk and kill him in his sleep.
ClintJCL posted: I think the ninjas, because when the vikings get really drunk at night, the ninjas will secretly assassinate them one by one as they urinate in the darkness.
irrefutableproof posted: Viking wins by a 22 f/G in the snow and wind!!! In o.T
viking 10-7ninja!!!
bayaniboulder posted: ninjas r sneaky an vikings r fat drunk guys
ninjas
What is this nonsense, wench? You think a pansy little ninja wearing tights could overpower my people? You think we’re fat drunk guys?! Well, to that I say, ‘Mind ye tongue, wench, lest I cut it out.’ Why, I alone could obliterate 100 or more of those skirt wearing ninjas with my hammer of manliness.
Well, we all know what widespread damage ninjas can do when they band together and form an army to pillage and ravish Northern Europe. Oh wait, that just doesn’t happen. Vikings win by numbers and sheer ferociousness. Being drunkards just makes them worse. You never want a destructive 300-pound madman drunk AND angry at you, even if you do have ninja skills.
drunk AND angry…Classic, Lol.
The problem is that a “ninja” is a much more narrowly defined subject than “viking”
By “ninja” a highly trained special martial artist is meant. A Viking could be anyting from a Norwegian peasant to the axe champion of scandinavia. But even if we narrow the “viking” down to the fighting man, this could imply nothing more than an averige foot soldier.
The other problem is that we know quite alot of the martial techniques of the Ninja. But that we virtually nothing about the martial techniques used by the vikings. The only thing we have are some vague discribtions by medieval scolars who were attacked by the vikings, as the viking writngs that survive only really tell about the mytical world.
In the end this would be someting like a total guess. It really depends on what kind of person the viking is. Is Ulfrid Bloodaxe, the champion of scandinavia? or is he Sven the peasant-at-arms?
And who is this ninja? Yukameko the killer of shadows? or Mikayamo the ninja school drop out?
VIKING GO !!!!!